“The Norse Gods seem much nicer than the Greek Gods. They’re little bitches.”
overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:
That’s because the Norse gods were all about honor and valor. The Greek gods were just like “FUCK EVERYTHING.”
Quite literally.
Zeus would not. Stop. Fucking mortal women. And all sorts of terrible things happened because of it.
And goddesses.
And demigoddesses.
And nymphs.
And one dude.
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Wow. Apparently having several facebook notifications overnight is a very important social accomplishment,so important you need to spam it repeatedly.
I really dislike you.
every single day
- me: i'm tired
- dad: it's because of your computer
- me: my eye hurts
- mom: your computer
- me: i'm hungry
- parents: computer
I need a job but not because I need to be an adult or anything mostly I want dvd boxsets of tv shows and food.
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